Homer: [gasps] You Mean I Get Five Percent Off On Everything In The Store Just Because I Look Like -- I Mean, Just Because I _am_ Krusty The Klown?

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Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the
store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_
Krusty the Klown?
Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy
magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?
[quietly] Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic
[holds up magazine with a large butt on it]
-- The upside of mistaken identities, "Homer the Clown"