Bart: Woo-hoo! Jackpot.
Kid: Wait a minute: are you over 21?
Bart: Are you?
Kid: I'm not authorized to answer that.
-- Crafty questioning, "$pringfield"
Kid: Wait a minute: are you over 21?
Bart: Are you?
Kid: I'm not authorized to answer that.
-- Crafty questioning, "$pringfield"
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- Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony: Eat... - Bart: One `mother' please.
Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
Bart: 21, sir. Clerk: Get in the chair. -- Bart... - Homer: So, do you think I have a case?
Hutz: I don't use the word hero very often,
but you are the greatest hero in American history... - Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey.
Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
[hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we... - Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team.
[catches Roger Clemens] Clemens, did I make... - Bart: By the way, your martinis suck!
Kid: Oh yeah?
What are you going to do? Start your own casino in... - Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make... - Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss.
Bart: Kiss you?
But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like... - Bart wields an acetylene torch, his safety goggles neatly perched atop
his head (not over his eyes).]
Homer:
Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame. (Stupid...
