Bart: Your daughter is named Seymour?
Skinner: Well, I... uh... ye... uh... I lied. It's for me.
-- A memento of gray hair and short tempers,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Skinner: Well, I... uh... ye... uh... I lied. It's for me.
-- A memento of gray hair and short tempers,
"Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Related:
- Chalmers: Seymour!
Skinner: Superintendent; I was just,
uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill... - Lisa: In the beginning of the school year, each of you received a
colored ticket.
I hope everyone still has theirs. Crowd: Not me. ... - Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free
Dr.
Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup? Bart... - Erin: Hey, I like your hat.
Lisa: A compliment!
[thinking] Scanning for sarcasm.
it's clean! Go! -- Lisa's brain, "Summer of 4 Ft... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your... - Edna: And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on
this year's field trip.
Skinner: Thank you, Edna, everyone. [clears throat]... - Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Homer... - Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show.
Bart:
Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinner... - Skinner: More tea, Edna?
Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer...
