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• Abe: Nurse! Someone's trying to kill me! Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away.
  Let's start by doubling your medication....
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around at night?
  Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get up twice....
• Was that me or was that you?
  -- Jasper after someone shoots a gun, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• Abe: [yells] Don't kill me! Burns: I've tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be little Johnny Live-a-lot.
  Now, give me your key to the Hellfish bonanza....
• Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
  .. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
  Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
• Abe: So, we sealed up the paintings knowing only one of us would ever look upon them again.
  Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia carrying the crate out of the castle....