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• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around at night?
  Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get up twice....
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you thing I could've been a Flying Hellfish?
  Abe: You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education....
• Bart: You coward! You're an embarrassment to the name Hellfish.
  Burns: Oh, am I? [aims his gun at Bart] Abe: No!...
• Abe: [yells] Don't kill me! Burns: I've tried to meet you halfway on this, Simpson, but you had to be little Johnny Live-a-lot.
  Now, give me your key to the Hellfish bonanza....
• Burns: Don't kill me... Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly
  Monty Burns cowardly. I just want to watch you squirm....
• Homer: Where are you two going at this hour? Ba
  On a treasure hunt. Homer: Oh! Can I come? Abe: Only if you're ready to stare danger in the face, put your manhood to the ultimate test, and take....
• Abe: And then, a knife flew at my head. And [points to Homer] you were there, and [points to Homer] &l
  you> were there... Lisa: Uh, Grampa, maybe I should moisten your washcloth....
• Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
  Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...