Abe: So, we sealed up the paintings knowing only one of us would ever
look upon them again. Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia
carrying the crate out of the castle. Five more men died in the
Veteran's Day float disaster of '79. Now, with Asa gone, it's down
to me and Burns.
Bart: Great story Grampa, could've used a vampire though. 'Night.
-- Some captivated audience,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
look upon them again. Ox was the first to go; he got a hernia
carrying the crate out of the castle. Five more men died in the
Veteran's Day float disaster of '79. Now, with Asa gone, it's down
to me and Burns.
Bart: Great story Grampa, could've used a vampire though. 'Night.
-- Some captivated audience,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
Related:
- Bart: Now we can get the treasure!
Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from... - Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish... - Burns: Then it's agreed. Of course, we can't sell the paintings now,
we'd be caught. How many of you are familiar with the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: You coward! You're an embarrassment to the name Hellfish.
Burns: Oh, am I? [aims his gun at Bart] Abe: No!... - Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around
at night?
Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get... - Burns: Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating
yourself?
[Abe's pants go down with a "boing"] Abe: How long... - Bart: Mm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town.
How come you were a sergeant and he was only a private... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
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