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• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Abe: You really think I can do it? Bart: [unconvincing] Uh, yes.
  .. -- I'm so glad you believe in me, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you thing I could've been a Flying Hellfish?
  Abe: You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education....
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around at night?
  Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get up twice....
• Abe: Sorry to crowd you boy, but I'll let you in on a secret.
  Burns is after me 'cause he wants the Hellfish bonanza....
• Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa. Abe
  Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important thing is you're safe....
• Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
  Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me!...
• Burns: Don't kill me... Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly
  Monty Burns cowardly. I just want to watch you squirm....
• Homer: Where are you two going at this hour? Ba
  On a treasure hunt. Homer: Oh! Can I come? Abe: Only if you're ready to stare danger in the face, put your manhood to the ultimate test, and take....