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• on top of a telephone pole] Cletus: Hey you know what?
  I could call my ma while I'm up here. [yelling] Hey, maw!...
• Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
  Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?...
• Hey, hey, wait up! We gotta swap insurance info!
  -- Chief Wiggum after a car crash, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
  -- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Ay, ?donde esta mi tequila?
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• I finally look like a real person!
  -- Lisa, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield" (meta-humor alert)...
• Wadlow: Hey, everybody! Look at this -- it's that boy who laughs at everyone.
  [Nelson] Let's laugh at him! Crowd: HA-ha!...
• Swing Serenade" is brought to you by Gorman's Ear Guards.
  GUARD YOUR EARS! -- with Gorman's....