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• Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
  Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?...
• Hey, what's going on on this side?
  -- Cletus pokes his head through a TV cue card, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these clothes are us.
  Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds up a short shirt reading "Classy Lassy"] You can wear this shirt to work....
• Hey, hey, wait up! We gotta swap insurance info!
  -- Chief Wiggum after a car crash, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
  Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
• Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
  [Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels....
• Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
  Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right?...
• Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night -- Wiggum
  [interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonald's....
• Cecil: Hello, brother. All's well, I trust? Bob
  It most certainly is _not_. The workmen you've given me don't know their asses from the hole in the ground they blew up yesterday....