[on top of a telephone pole]
Cletus: Hey you know what? I could call my ma while I'm up here.
[yelling] Hey, maw! Get off the dang roof!
-- Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Cletus: Hey you know what? I could call my ma while I'm up here.
[yelling] Hey, maw! Get off the dang roof!
-- Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Related:
- Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job
interview.
Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?... - Hey, what's going on on this side?
-- Cletus pokes his head through a TV cue card,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About... - Marge: [holding up a headband] Mmm, honey, I don't think these
clothes are us.
Lisa: Who are they? Cletus: Hey, Brandine. [holds... - Hey, hey, wait up! We gotta swap insurance info!
-
Chief Wiggum after a car crash, "Twenty-Two Short... - Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Burns... - Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
[Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred... - Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little
differences.
Wiggum: Example. Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can... - Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday
night -
Wiggum: [interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the... - Cecil: Hello, brother. All's well, I trust?
Bob:
It most certainly is _not_. The workmen you've given...
