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• Hey, what's going on on this side?
  -- Cletus pokes his head through a TV cue card, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• on top of a telephone pole] Cletus: Hey you know what?
  I could call my ma while I'm up here. [yelling] Hey, maw!...
• Wadlow: Hey, everybody! Look at this -- it's that boy who laughs at everyone.
  [Nelson] Let's laugh at him! Crowd: HA-ha!...
• Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
  Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?...
• Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night -- Wiggum
  [interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonald's....
• Wait, if I remember my Heloise, the trick to getting out gum.
  .. is peanut butter....
• I finally look like a real person!
  -- Lisa, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield" (meta-humor alert)...
• C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
  -- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...