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• Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head] Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
  Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall....
• I finally look like a real person!
  -- Lisa, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield" (meta-humor alert)...
• Hey, hey, wait up! We gotta swap insurance info!
  -- Chief Wiggum after a car crash, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Riviera: Hi, everybody! Board: [unenthused] Hi, Dr.
  Nick. -- At a malpractice board hearing, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Hey, what's going on on this side?
  -- Cletus pokes his head through a TV cue card, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet and the fact is I haven't .
  .. [hesitates] um ... Chalmers: Yes? Krabappel: Seymour, I think you'd better tell them....
• C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
  -- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Ay, ?donde esta mi tequila?
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...