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• C'mon, it's eleven o'clock -- I need some sugar.
  -- Bart, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Ay, ?donde esta mi tequila?
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• I finally look like a real person!
  -- Lisa, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield" (meta-humor alert)...
• Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.
  -- Pedro the Bumblebee Man, "Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield...
• Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
  Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em....
• Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
  Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway?...
• Lisa: Mom, someone threw gum in my hair. Marge: Are you sure?
  Maybe it's just shampoo. That washes right out....
• Smithers: [collapsed] Help... me. Riviera: Holy smokes, you need booze.
• Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
  Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe....