Moe: Say, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to
NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe.
Moe: The results came back today.
-- At Moe's Tavern,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
NASA to calculate your bar tab?
Barney: Oh ho, oh yeah, you had a good laugh, Moe.
Moe: The results came back today.
-- At Moe's Tavern,
"Twenty-Two Short Films About Springfield"
Related:
- Moe: [reading a printout] You owe me seventy billion dollars.
Barney: Huh? Moe: No, wait, wait, wait, that's for... - Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a... - Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh... - Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Moe: [answers the phone]
Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on,
I'll check. Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but... - Homer: Oh, I can't believe it, I got an enemy. Me the most beloved
man in Springfield.
Moe: Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. As hard as... - Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all
week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! ...
