Lisa: Okay, Time For Truth Or Dare. You Go First. Home

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Lisa: Okay, time for truth or dare. You go first.
Homer: Ehh, truth. Ask me anything.
Lisa: Who do you love most: me, Bart, or Maggie?
Homer: D'oh! All right, dare.
-- Didn't we settle this at the hockey game?,
"Bart on the Road"