Homer: ... Your turn.
Lisa: Hmm, truth.
Homer: Uh, do you have a crush on anyone?
Lisa: Dad!
Homer: I , oh, I won't tell anybody.
Lisa: Dad, you tell everybody everything. Even Moe knew when I
threw up on the dentist.
-- Way to get Marge pregnant, "Bart on the Road"
Lisa: Hmm, truth.
Homer: Uh, do you have a crush on anyone?
Lisa: Dad!
Homer: I , oh, I won't tell anybody.
Lisa: Dad, you tell everybody everything. Even Moe knew when I
threw up on the dentist.
-- Way to get Marge pregnant, "Bart on the Road"
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