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• Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
  Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
• Marge: Does anyone else have a love story? Lisa: Yes, I do.
  And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal....
• Marge: Hmm...I didn't realize people saw me that way.
  Lisa: Are you mad? Marge: No, I'm fine. I'm going to my sisters' now....
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....