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  Homer: I dunno. -- How the devil should I know, I just work here, "Bart on the Road...
• At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun.
  Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer, missing the point in the word "prohibition, "Homer vs....
• Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
  No leaving the house, not even for school....
• The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man!
  Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do....
• All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
  -- Homer Simpson Bart on the Road...
• The way I figure it, if the candy stays in the machine for more than a year, it's up for grabs.
  -- Homer and his rules, "Bart on the Road...
• When are people going to learn? ... Democracy doesn't work!
  -- Homer J. Simpson, free-thinking anarchist, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....