Homer: Anyone lose their glasses? [no one answers]
Last chance! [still no one answers]
Woo-hoo!
[Homer fishes the glasses out of the toilet. He puts them on]
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles
triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Man: That's a _right_ triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!
-- Reverting to Homercles the Greek, "$pringfield"
Last chance! [still no one answers]
Woo-hoo!
[Homer fishes the glasses out of the toilet. He puts them on]
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles
triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Man: That's a _right_ triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!
-- Reverting to Homercles the Greek, "$pringfield"
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[Homer struggles to do one situp.]
Bah,
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