Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to
make learning fun!
[tries to laugh, then moans]
Sorry about this kids, but stay tuned; we've got some real good toy
commercials coming right up, I swear.
-- Krusty (At least he's not showing Worker & Parasite),
"The Day the Violence Died"
make learning fun!
[tries to laugh, then moans]
Sorry about this kids, but stay tuned; we've got some real good toy
commercials coming right up, I swear.
-- Krusty (At least he's not showing Worker & Parasite),
"The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows?
Rory: Yes.
Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if... - Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon,
kids? Well, we've got another one coming right... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon]
Marge:
My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand... - Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger
Myers Sr.
who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big... - Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept... - Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer:
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the...
