Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon
violence. Before I came along, all cartoon animals did was
play the ukulele. I changed all that.
Bart: Well, I'm not calling you a liar but... but I can't think of a
way to finish that sentence.
-- Isn't that nice, "The Day the Violence Died"