The only characters Myers could ever come up with were pathetic stick figures with the words "Sarcastic Horse" and "Manic Mailman" printed on them.

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• To Roger Myers, keep drawing, your moxie more than makes up for your lack of talent.
  Your pal, Chester J. Lampwick, September 3, 1919 ...
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so...
• Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy,
  you should be a millionaire. Chester: Ah, Roger Myers...
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big...
• Hutz: Are you saying, _under oath_ Mr. Myers, that your father didn't steal any of the characters associated with your studio?
  Myers: Well, I don't think I _am_ under oath, but....
• Myers: So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all,
  and you expect me to give you... how much? Chester...
• Myers: Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas,
  where are they gonna come from? Her? [points...
• Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
  You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the...
• You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family:
  Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich...