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• The only characters Myers could ever come up with were pathetic stick figures with the words "Sarcastic Horse" and "Manic Mailman" printed on them.
  And they stank. -- Chester comments on Myers' talent, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Hutz: Now, Mr. Lampwick, when Mr. Myers stole your character.
  .. Lawyer: Objection. Judge: Sustained. Hutz: Urgh!...
• Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy, you should be a millionaire.
  Chester: Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s....
• Dave: [in a wooden voice] Represented on this next float is Roger Myers Sr.
  who founded his company in 1921, and struck it big when he teamed up a mouse named Itchy with a cat named Scratchy....
• Myers: So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all
  and you expect me to give you... how much? Cheste...
• Bart: You've got to make more Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.
  Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr....
• Myers: Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from?
  Her? [points at Marge] Marge: Uh... Hmm... How about....
• Chester: [as Kent Brockman walks in front of his gold house] Shoeshine, sir?
  Comb your hair for ya? Sir? [Kents walks away in contempt] Sir?...
• Hutz: Are you saying, _under oath_ Mr. Myers, that your father didn't steal any of the characters associated with your studio?
  Myers: Well, I don't think I _am_ under oath, but....