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• Chester: He didn't create Itchy: I did. Bart: Huh?
  Chester: He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office, and dropped an anvil on me....
• Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
  Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence....
• Bart: I guess you don't need it now, but, we had a plan too.
  Myers: Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week, when I might've cared....
• Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
  And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....
• Bart: There's a box you can sleep in. Chester: Thanks.
  Bart: Just move that cot out of the way. Cheste...
• Grampa: I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.
  And you never did it. Chester: Those corn muffins were lousy....
• Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
  Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
• Bart: I can't believe it. That was Itchy all right, you _did_ invent him.
  When people see this you'll be rich and famous! [turns over to the film, to see it burn in the projector] D'oh....
• Once upon a time, a four-year-old boy was visiting his uncle and aunt.
  He was a very outspoken little boy and ofttimes had to be censured to say the right thing at the right time....