Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown.
Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade.
Marge: I won't have my children sitting alone on a cold, dangerous
street all night. Homer, you go too.
Homer: Ohh... Why can't they just take the gun?
-- Because they won't hire an assistant,
"The Day the Violence Died"
going?
Bart: Downtown.
Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade.
Marge: I won't have my children sitting alone on a cold, dangerous
street all night. Homer, you go too.
Homer: Ohh... Why can't they just take the gun?
-- Because they won't hire an assistant,
"The Day the Violence Died"
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Lisa: Come on, shampoo! You can do it! [both... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,
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but if we hurry we can catch the last three. Homer... - Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow,
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Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love... - Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet?
Homer: Just a little further!
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