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• Selma: Make sure my iguana's okay. Troy: Selma, Jub-Jub is fantastic.
  He's everywhere you wanna be. [shows Selma her room] Welcome to your new home baby, it's fantastic....
• Patty: {Thank you all for coming. We've got some very interesting new developments in the field of Supperware.
  } Selma: {Uh, huh. This is the 128-ounce tub. You can fit your whole head in it....
• Selma: You _married_ me just to help you carreer? Troy
  You make it sound so sordid, look: don't we have a good time together?...
• Selma: Oh, Jub-Jub. Patty: When I went to pick him up, Mom was trying to stab him with a hat pin.
  -- Close enough, "Selma's Choice...
• Gladys: To my sister Jackie, I leave my pet Iguana, Jub-Jub.
  Jackie: Why didn't she just leave me the bowel obstruction that killed her? -- "Selma's Choice...
• Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
  Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...
• Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
  -- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma...
• TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film
  The Muppets Go Medieval". Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?...
• Grampa: [to Selma] Hello Marge. [to Patty] Hello Marge.
  Selma: [groans] How come no Chippendales dancers ever come in to renew their licenses?...