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• Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
  my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
  Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
• Selma: Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands?
  Who knew the dream would come true for one of us. [Marge looks disappointed] Oh, come on!...
• Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
  Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
• Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
  Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
• Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?
  Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be dating washed-up supermodels....
• Marge: I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer.
  It's called, `To a Husband'. Homer: Okay, okay....