Selma: Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal
husbands? Who knew the dream would come true for one of us.
[Marge looks disappointed]
Oh, come on! Guess which one.
Homer: I know, I know; it's Selma, right?
-- He knows his flaws, "A Fish Called Selma"
husbands? Who knew the dream would come true for one of us.
[Marge looks disappointed]
Oh, come on! Guess which one.
Homer: I know, I know; it's Selma, right?
-- He knows his flaws, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: But... don't you love me?
Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
Isn't that enough? The only difference between... - Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma:
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes... - Troy: I'm sorry, this whole concept's foreign to me.
Who knew a baby would be so much work? Selma... - Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already?
Selma:
Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy
McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie...
