Lisa: Dad, What's A Muppet? Homer: Well, It's Not Quite A Mop, And It's Not Quite A Puppet, But Man.

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Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but
man... [laughs] So to answer your question I don't know.
-- No deep thoughts yet, I see, "A Fish Called Selma"