Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left...
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he
pitched in around the office while you were away. Bang-up
job, Simpson, but I guess it's back to your trusty post in
sector 7-G.
Smithers: [sighs in relief] You heard the man, Simpson.
Burns: Ah, and my dear dear Smithers. You're no longer needed at
all.
You're fired. Ta!
Homer: [to Smithers] *You* shouldn't have gone away in vacation.
-- Then who'll release the hounds?, "Homer the Smithers"
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he
pitched in around the office while you were away. Bang-up
job, Simpson, but I guess it's back to your trusty post in
sector 7-G.
Smithers: [sighs in relief] You heard the man, Simpson.
Burns: Ah, and my dear dear Smithers. You're no longer needed at
all.
You're fired. Ta!
Homer: [to Smithers] *You* shouldn't have gone away in vacation.
-- Then who'll release the hounds?, "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Smithers: [over P.A.] Attention Homer Simpson. Attention Homer
Simpson.
Homer: [still dozing at his post] Smithers: Wake... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson...
