Lisa: What happened, Dad?
Homer: I punched Burns right in his 104-year-old face.
Lisa: Are you sure he's dead? Maybe you just really really hurt him.
Marge: Okay, maybe everything's all right, maybe if you go apologize he
won't even fire you. If he's alive.
-- That's what the `better hospitals' are for,
"Homer the Smithers"
Homer: I punched Burns right in his 104-year-old face.
Lisa: Are you sure he's dead? Maybe you just really really hurt him.
Marge: Okay, maybe everything's all right, maybe if you go apologize he
won't even fire you. If he's alive.
-- That's what the `better hospitals' are for,
"Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you
won't talk to Dad?
Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how... - Grocer: He's, uh, talking to the ketchup, now. Burns is sure
acting nutty.
Supervisor: Maybe going broke and losing his plant... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Stampy trumpets]
Homer: What's he yelling about?
Lisa:
He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter]... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart...
