We Had Quitters In The Revolution, Too. We Called Them Kentuckians!
We had quitters in the Revolution, too. We called them Kentuckians!
-- George Washington (in Lisa's dream),
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are square.
-- Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the Iconocla...
Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?
-- Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby, "Lisa the Iconocla...
We the purple? What the hell was that? -- Father to son on his essay topic, "Mr.
Lisa Goes to Washingto...
Quimby: You are tampering with forces you cannot understand.
We have major corporations sponsoring this event....
Washington: Looks like I'm going to have to find another little girl to be President.
What's your friend Janey's number? Lisa: No, not Janey!...
Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date With Density...
Since boyhood, I have yearned to be on the one-dollar bill.
.. -- Auditions for the part of George Washington, "I Love Lisa...
Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?...
Homer: I had a feeling it was too good to be true. Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal.
Lisa: I don't think real checks have exclamation points....