Comic book guy: Question: is your name Ripley Scott or James Cameron?

Comic book guy: Question: is your name Ripley Scott or James Cameron?
Homer: No, it's Homer.
Comic book guy: Then I would thank you to stop peering at my
screenplay, _Homer_. And if I see a movie where
computers threaten our personal liberties, I will know
you have stolen my idea.
Homer: But I'm just waiting for my kid.
[thinking] Mental note -- steal his idea.
-- At a copy center, "Lisa the Iconoclast"

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