Lisa: Jebediah Springfield was really a vicious pirate named Hans
Sprungfeld. His tongue was bitten off by a Turk in a grog house
fight.
Homer: No tongue, eh? How did he talk and eat [melodramatically] and
laugh and love?
Lisa: He had it replaced with a prosthetic tongue made out of silver.
Homer: Yes, that'll do.
-- "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Sprungfeld. His tongue was bitten off by a Turk in a grog house
fight.
Homer: No tongue, eh? How did he talk and eat [melodramatically] and
laugh and love?
Lisa: He had it replaced with a prosthetic tongue made out of silver.
Homer: Yes, that'll do.
-- "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Related:
- Homer: Dig him up!!! Dig up that corpse! If you really love
Jebediah Springfield,
you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove my... - Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious
forgery.
Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by ... - Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's... - Wiggum: Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
Hurlbut: No, that's the skeletion _of_ Jebediah. ... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Hurlbut: Sorry if I startled you, but I do love to talk Jebediah,
even when I'm drinking my chicory. Lisa... - This case holds our most treasured exhibit: objects owned and used by
Jebediah [Springfield].
This is his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note...
