Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I
merely shot it. Secondly, I have not always been known as Jebediah
Springfield. Until 1796, I was Hans Sprungfeld, murderous pirate, and
the half-wits of this town shall never learn the truth! Ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I write this confession so that my infamy will live on after my body
has succumbed to my infectious diphtheria.
-- The Secret Confession of Jebediah Springfield,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It was already tame, I
merely shot it. Secondly, I have not always been known as Jebediah
Springfield. Until 1796, I was Hans Sprungfeld, murderous pirate, and
the half-wits of this town shall never learn the truth! Ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I write this confession so that my infamy will live on after my body
has succumbed to my infectious diphtheria.
-- The Secret Confession of Jebediah Springfield,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
Related:
- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
- Transfer aborted (again)(ha ha ha ha!!)...
- SMILEY :-) ha ha
- HA! I kill me!
- Ah, Squiddy! I got nothing against ye. I just heard there was gold in
yer belly.
Ha ha har, ha ha ha har! -- Captain McAllister vs.... - What's all this bru-ha-ha?
- i met a womyn from kentucky while i was in new orleans this summer
who found out that i am a vegetarian.
..she said: i'm a kittitarian. she eats pussy-cats.... - HHOK See ha ha only serious.
