This case holds our most treasured exhibit: objects owned and used by
Jebediah [Springfield].
This is his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom.
And his hatchet, with which he hacked at the chains of oppresions.
And his -- chamber pot.
-- Hollis Hurlbut, curator of Springfield Historical
Society, "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Jebediah [Springfield].
This is his fife, upon which he sounded the sweet note of freedom.
And his hatchet, with which he hacked at the chains of oppresions.
And his -- chamber pot.
-- Hollis Hurlbut, curator of Springfield Historical
Society, "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Related:
- Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious
forgery.
Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by ... - Wiggum: Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
Hurlbut: No, that's the skeletion _of_ Jebediah. ... - Lisa: Jebediah Springfield was really a vicious pirate named Hans
Sprungfeld.
His tongue was bitten off by a Turk in a grog house... - Caption: SPRINGFIELD: A CITY HELD HOSTAGE. DAY ONE (dramatization)]
Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield,
he was. [A cheesy documentary. Jebediah chops wood... - He compares your nastiness to that of a man who rises
in the morning and finds that the shoe he has just... - Homer: Dig him up!!! Dig up that corpse! If you really love
Jebediah Springfield,
you'll haul his bones out of the ground to prove my... - An author owned an asterisk
And kept it in his den
Where he wrote tales which had large sales
Of erring maids and men,
And always, when he reached the point Where carping... - Hurlbut: Sorry if I startled you, but I do love to talk Jebediah,
even when I'm drinking my chicory. Lisa... - Out of the best and most productive years of each man's life,
he should carve a segment in which he puts his private...
