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• Executor: May I offer my condolences on the untimely passing of your Great Aunt Hortense.
  As her only living heirs, you stand to inherit her entire estate....
• Bart: Aye, Carumba! Lisa; This is better than our house!
  -- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
• Hutz: There is one catch... You must spend one night in.
  .. a haunted house! Grampa: [gasp!] Hutz: Just kidding....
• Homer drives into a preserved deer statue] Homer: D'oh!
  Lisa: A deer! Marge: A _female_ deer... -- The best Simpsons gag ever, "Bart Gets an Elepha...
• Bart: He's more the same than ever. And I know where the evidence is.
  There's only one place where it could possibly be....
• Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money, maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time with him.
  Bart: Well... Marge: Come on, honey. Bart: All right....
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house. Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
  Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked Bart of the West, "Lisa's First Word...
• House: Geeettt ooouuuttt... Marge: What on earth was that?
  Homer: Probably just the house settling....