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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of "Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
  Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato....
• Wolf: Come out, come out, or I'll bloooow your house in.
  Pigs: Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin. Ba...
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
  .. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex! Home
  Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....