Burns: Well, we certainly got walloped tonight, eh, fellas? [laughs]
Homer: Yeah, ha ha --
[gets kicked under the table]
Well, Mr. -- ouch! Mr. Burns, next week is the big championship
game, and --
Burns: Ah, yes, that silly championship. [laughs] The only ship worth a
damn is friendship.
[makes a paper boat] Look, here comes the friend ship, sailing
your way!
[puts it on Homer's beer; it sinks]
Oh, here: let me get that, friend. [pulls it out]
Whoops. Lost a nail. Well, that's leprosy for you.
-- Uh, cheers, "Team Homer"
Homer: Yeah, ha ha --
[gets kicked under the table]
Well, Mr. -- ouch! Mr. Burns, next week is the big championship
game, and --
Burns: Ah, yes, that silly championship. [laughs] The only ship worth a
damn is friendship.
[makes a paper boat] Look, here comes the friend ship, sailing
your way!
[puts it on Homer's beer; it sinks]
Oh, here: let me get that, friend. [pulls it out]
Whoops. Lost a nail. Well, that's leprosy for you.
-- Uh, cheers, "Team Homer"
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