Bart: Hey, where's your candy?
George: We don't have any. Now go away!
Barbara: George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could
bake you some cookies if you like.
George: [scoffs] Can't remember the last time she made cookies for
_me_.
Barbara: What's that?
George: Oh, nothing.
-- Sparing the rod, "Two Bad Neighbors"
George: We don't have any. Now go away!
Barbara: George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could
bake you some cookies if you like.
George: [scoffs] Can't remember the last time she made cookies for
_me_.
Barbara: What's that?
George: Oh, nothing.
-- Sparing the rod, "Two Bad Neighbors"
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