Maude: What brings you to Springfield?
Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again --
go where nobody cared about politics. So we found the town
with the lowest voter turnout in America.
George: Just happy to be here among good, average people with no
particular hopes or dreams.
Rod: But, Mr. President, we're not all good people.
Todd: There's one little boy you should watch out for. He's a bad,
_bad_ little boy.
Ned: [nervous laugh] Now Todd, don't _scare_ the president.
[Bart skateboards by as evil music plays]
-- Bart, worse than Gabbo?, "Two Bad Neighbors"
Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again --
go where nobody cared about politics. So we found the town
with the lowest voter turnout in America.
George: Just happy to be here among good, average people with no
particular hopes or dreams.
Rod: But, Mr. President, we're not all good people.
Todd: There's one little boy you should watch out for. He's a bad,
_bad_ little boy.
Ned: [nervous laugh] Now Todd, don't _scare_ the president.
[Bart skateboards by as evil music plays]
-- Bart, worse than Gabbo?, "Two Bad Neighbors"
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"President Neighbor"! I'm Ned Flanders, and this is... - George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World
Whatnot".
[opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new... - Bart: Hey, where's your candy?
George: We don't have any.
Now go away! Barbara: George! Older people don't eat... - Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle
rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points... - George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one
term,
there was no need for a second. The end. Hmm... - Bart: Who's that, George?
George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er... - Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush!
Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's... - Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables?
Todd:
Hell, no! Ned+Maude+Rod: [gasp!] Maude: What did you... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
