Jimbo: Psst. Hey, Simpson: check this out.
[lifts hat to reveal football concealed underneath]
Nelson: Look what I got!
[pulls back jean vest to reveal a new one underneath]
It's the kind I like.
Bart: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo: Four-finger discount, dude.
Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the
dark.
[they walk off laughing]
-- Yeah, the only victim is Moe, "Marge Be Not Proud"
[lifts hat to reveal football concealed underneath]
Nelson: Look what I got!
[pulls back jean vest to reveal a new one underneath]
It's the kind I like.
Bart: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo: Four-finger discount, dude.
Nelson: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the
dark.
[they walk off laughing]
-- Yeah, the only victim is Moe, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Related:
- Jimbo and Kearney restrain Bart]
Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his... - Bart: [muttering] Stupid family.
Nelson: Hey, Simpson,
look what I swiped from Try-N-Save: it's a ... - Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jimbo: Looks like he took a pretty bad spill.
Nelson:
[pokes him with a stick] Well, as long as he's hurt... - Bart: Psst! Over here.
Marge: Huh?
Bart: Mom,
I need a dollar. Ever since you started teaching here... - Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart]
Oh,
look: [contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. ... - Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has... - Homer: Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the
Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed monkeys]...
