Optometrist: Your son has a temporary condition called "Lazy Eye" where
one eye is weaker than the other. You'll have to wear
these for two weeks. [places horn-rimmed glasses on Bart]
Bart: Ohh...
Optometrist: Menachem Begin wore a pair just like them!
-- Oh, well, that's OK then,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
one eye is weaker than the other. You'll have to wear
these for two weeks. [places horn-rimmed glasses on Bart]
Bart: Ohh...
Optometrist: Menachem Begin wore a pair just like them!
-- Oh, well, that's OK then,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Good news, honey: two weeks are up. You don't have to wear your
glasses any more!
And your scalp and posture seem fine. Bart: [triumphant]... - Homer talks to Mindy on a monitor]
Burns: Look at those two inseparable chums,
Smithers. That's exactly the teamwork we'd... - Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the
collection money,
that's all I need. Bart: [looking at him] I didn't... - Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed.
George:
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those... - Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they
don't tell me where they go.
It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You... - Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will... - Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses.
Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't... - Apu: Excuse me, Your Honor? I'd like to bring something to the
court's attention.
[removes "open eye" glasses from snoring, drooling...
