Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to
Springfield?
Homer: You could live with Grampa again.
[everyone, including Abe, laughs]
Abe: Oh, I'm a living joke.
Grandma: You know, Lisa, [phone rings] it might be nice to rest for a
while.
[Homer answers it, then leans into the doorway]
Homer: Mom? There's nothing to be alarmed about, but...could you
take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen?
[outside, a tank and a police car pull up]
Burns: [in the tank] I've been waiting 25 years for this moment.
[puts on a tape of "Ride of the Valkyries"]
[it turns into "Waterloo" by ABBA]
Smithers: I'm sorry, Sir, I must have taped over that.
-- A minor oversight, "Mother Simpson"
Springfield?
Homer: You could live with Grampa again.
[everyone, including Abe, laughs]
Abe: Oh, I'm a living joke.
Grandma: You know, Lisa, [phone rings] it might be nice to rest for a
while.
[Homer answers it, then leans into the doorway]
Homer: Mom? There's nothing to be alarmed about, but...could you
take one last look at the family and join me in the kitchen?
[outside, a tank and a police car pull up]
Burns: [in the tank] I've been waiting 25 years for this moment.
[puts on a tape of "Ride of the Valkyries"]
[it turns into "Waterloo" by ABBA]
Smithers: I'm sorry, Sir, I must have taped over that.
-- A minor oversight, "Mother Simpson"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome.
Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you... - the doorbell rings]
Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
hide! [Marge closes the curtains] ... - Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum]
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on,
my life as I knew it was over. Kent: [on... - Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent,
we must now ask ourselves: who could possibly be as... - Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh. Grandma... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Homer: Hey, everybody! I've got a big surprise for you!
Presenting...my mother! [everyone drops their... - Lisa: They don't like being broken up.
Marge: We've got to be realistic,
kids. Who's going to have a big enough heart...
