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• Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
  [spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Martin: I am Calliope, the muse of heroic poetry! Nelso
  No kiddin'! [kidney-punches Martin] -- "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Martin: OK, piglet, start squealing. Where'd you get the lemons for this lemonade?
  Boy: Uh...this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!...
• Martin: More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less.
  There's a few inches over here, ho! [one more kid squeezes in, causing the pool to burst] My precious pool and its lifestyle accoutrements....
• Zombie Skinner: Martin Prince, report to my office at once.
  .. [turns around, revealing ghastly features] and bring that big juicy chess club brain of yours....
• Lisa: Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone, especially Bart.
  Homer: I promise. Lisa: [Jenna von Oy-esque] Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!...
• Martin: [raises hand] Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement to make.
  Krabappel: Can't it wait until I retire? Martin: [clears throat and gets up] I want one and all to join me in celebrating the anniversary of my portentous birth....
• Martin's Dad: [to wife] I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters!
  Martin: I'm ruined! Nelson: [punches Martin in the gut] Ha-ha, ohh....