Kent: Good morning, everybody. Panic is gripping Springfield as giant
advertising mascots rampage through the city. Perhaps it's part
of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify
such carnage?
[behind him, a poster of himself comes to life]
A cleanser? A fat-free fudge cake that doesn't let you down in
the flavor department like so many others? Would --
[he gets grabbed by his giant doppelganger]
D-ooh! Let me go -- no! Stop! No!
["Technical difficulties" sign appears]
-- Newscaster Brockman has been eaten,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
advertising mascots rampage through the city. Perhaps it's part
of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify
such carnage?
[behind him, a poster of himself comes to life]
A cleanser? A fat-free fudge cake that doesn't let you down in
the flavor department like so many others? Would --
[he gets grabbed by his giant doppelganger]
D-ooh! Let me go -- no! Stop! No!
["Technical difficulties" sign appears]
-- Newscaster Brockman has been eaten,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
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