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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs....
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  [She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog....
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• Homer: Eh, what do you mean by `suggested donation'?
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