Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents,
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the
Flanders flock.
Bart: Ha ha, you're going to be Lisa Flanders!
Lisa: You're going to be _Bart_ Flanders.
Bart: Aah!
Maude: Oh, relax, Bart. Your sister Maggie isn't scared.
Bart: That's because she can't talk.
Maggie: [pulls her pacifier out] Daddily doodily!
[she turns her head 180 degrees to face Bart and Lisa]
-- Maggie "Linda" Simpson,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the
Flanders flock.
Bart: Ha ha, you're going to be Lisa Flanders!
Lisa: You're going to be _Bart_ Flanders.
Bart: Aah!
Maude: Oh, relax, Bart. Your sister Maggie isn't scared.
Bart: That's because she can't talk.
Maggie: [pulls her pacifier out] Daddily doodily!
[she turns her head 180 degrees to face Bart and Lisa]
-- Maggie "Linda" Simpson,
"Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily"
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