[kids laughs at Itchy and Scratchy]
Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
Bart: It's a _new_ episode.
Lisa: Not exactly...they pieced it together from old shows, but it
seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.
Bart: Really?
Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time.
Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk
about Ren and Stimpy?
-- Not since the cartoon awards in 9F16,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
Bart: It's a _new_ episode.
Lisa: Not exactly...they pieced it together from old shows, but it
seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.
Bart: Really?
Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time.
Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk
about Ren and Stimpy?
-- Not since the cartoon awards in 9F16,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Related:
- Marge: Does anyone else have a love story?
Lisa: Yes, I do.
And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Home
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.... - Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon]
Marge
My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal.... - Bart: Oh wow, cool!
Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children.... - Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending
time apart as individuals.
Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner.... - Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've
neglected something more importa
it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom.... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's
not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us.... - Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a
scandalous story of my own.
[3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07...
