[kids laughs at Itchy and Scratchy]
Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
Bart: It's a _new_ episode.
Lisa: Not exactly...they pieced it together from old shows, but it
seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.
Bart: Really?
Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time.
Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk
about Ren and Stimpy?
-- Not since the cartoon awards in 9F16,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
Bart: It's a _new_ episode.
Lisa: Not exactly...they pieced it together from old shows, but it
seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.
Bart: Really?
Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time.
Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk
about Ren and Stimpy?
-- Not since the cartoon awards in 9F16,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Related:
- Marge: Does anyone else have a love story?
Lisa: Yes,
I do. And just like your love stories, it's tragic... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer:
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe... - Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon]
Marge:
My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand... - Bart: Oh wow, cool!
Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's... - Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending
time apart as individuals.
Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure... - Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've
neglected something more important:
it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,
but it's not so funny when that violence is... - Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids,
_I_ have a scandalous story of my own. ...
From the same category:
- Smithers: Our first issue, sir, is our low productivity and record high
worker accident rate.
Burns: [expels breath] Any suggestions? Advisor1... - Rod: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
Ned: Uh, that's, that's just, er, raspberry jam. Todd... - Homer: Marge, you can't go out on Saturday! That's our special night.
Marge: What's so special about it? Homer: What's so... - TV sucks.
-- Bart,
"Itchy and Scratchy: The... - Marge: Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to
paying off the mortgage.
[pause] Homer+Marge: [getting a flash] Hey... ...
