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• Marge: Does anyone else have a love story? Lisa: Yes, I do.
  And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Bart+Lisa: [laugh at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Marge
  My, all this senseless violence. I don't understand the appeal....
• Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
  Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....
• Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
  Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner....
• Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've neglected something more importa
  it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom....
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a scandalous story of my own.
  [3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07...