Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion. I can
really identify with this corn-fed heroine.
[turns to Homer] Homer...Homer, you awake? This is important --
give me some sign you're awake...
Homer: [belches]
Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!
Homer: [slurred] Wha? What's wrong? House run away? Dog's on fire?
Marge: Homey, do you think the romance has gone out of our lives?
Homer: [belches]
-- A definitive answer, "Another Simpsons Clip Show"
really identify with this corn-fed heroine.
[turns to Homer] Homer...Homer, you awake? This is important --
give me some sign you're awake...
Homer: [belches]
Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!
Homer: [slurred] Wha? What's wrong? House run away? Dog's on fire?
Marge: Homey, do you think the romance has gone out of our lives?
Homer: [belches]
-- A definitive answer, "Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Related:
- Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey, so there was no
harm done.
Homer: [groans] Marge: So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband, that's my idea of romance.... - Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Home
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.... - Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!
Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?... - Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking the law.... - Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem.
[finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that
wonderful Duff]
Marge
[reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....

