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• Marge: [annoyed] Wake up! Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
  Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!...
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a scandalous story of my own.
  [3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07...
• Homer: Marge, it's 3 a.m. and I worked all day! Marge
  It's 9:30 p.m. and you spent your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool....
• Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous story of my own.
  -- Homer Simpson Another Simpsons Clip Show...
• Marge: Ask your heart what its fondest desire is. Home
  Hmm... [flashback] Homer: Mmm...chocolate....
• Marge: Oh, you have _nothing_ to worry about, honey.
  Homer: Your mother's right, Bart. Sure, you're the one who _ruined_ all of Sideshow Bob's criminal schemes....
• Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've neglected something more importa
  it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom....
• Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
  Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....